Haim is gone…I always thought Feldman would go first.


Don’t get me wrong, I am in mourning. It’s awful when a star passes so young…especially ‘Lucas’.
I guess I always imagined the other Corey going first.
Here’s why:

A. Corey Feldman has looked like a junkie since adolescence.

B. In the early 1990’s, he played around a bit with pyrotechnics; he enjoyed emulating Michael Jackson’s 1984 Pepsi tour TV commercial.

C. His career as a heartthrob never really panned out for him and being in Corey Haim’s shadow probably didn’t help the situation… I mean, let’s face it, Haim’s mug covered more inches per 80’s Tiger Beat page (i have the tear sheets to prove it- they’re in my mom’s basement next to the wicker shelves from Caldor).

Hey, here’s a sudden flash of twisted intuition…
is it possible Feldman scored the pills that allegedly killed his counterpart from the same ‘doctor’ who prescribed the lethal Vicodin dosage that killed Jackson?

Oh wait, that was Propofol.
Nevermind.

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