Best Picture? No such thing.


In no way am I impressed with any of 2009’s films… well, except for A Serious Man but I don’t count that; it’s only good because it represents a turning point in the Coen brothers’ careers and that’s a topic best saved for another post.
Maybe not, though.

Here are several award categories I’ve created for the Oscars complete with lucky recipients:

Best unfunny comedy:
The Hangover

Best waste of $280 million
Avatar (what else?)

Best worst grammar
Inglourious Basterds

Best Shaun of the Dead rip-off
Zombieland

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